Hurricane Dorian is on a clear warpath to America, with the National Weather Service estimating the storm’s strength to already be a category 3 and building strength to a category 4.
Since the Puerto Rican government refused to do anything to help slow down the hurricane, it is up to America to once again look out for itself.
Earlier in the week, while the hurricane was near Puerto Rico, the United States had a great opportunity to nuke Hurricane Dorian and to slow it down. International groups protested because they fear nuclear power, but the strength and devastation from a hurricane can be even more disastrous.
New models posited by the scientific community estimate that the nuclear winds from a detonated bomb can counteract the swirl of a raging storm.
There are liberal scientists who argue that nuking a hurricane is preposterous, but yet again scientists also once thought it would be preposterous to have a computer with more than 640k of ram.
A Largo Florida police officer has been fired after applying a pinch about the neck of a Florida teen.
According to reports, the Florida officer confronted the teenager because he matched the description of a perpetrator in another call. After a bout and quick confrontation of words, the officer attempted to deescalate the teen’s haughtiness by grabbing him around the neck.
Telegana, India – Residents of the Telangana state of India have officially listed United States President Donald Trump as a diety and now require residents to worship him as a god.
A practitioner and disciple of Trump, Bussa Krishna, demonstrates the ‘puja’ rituals that residents follow to carry out their daily worship of their new god.
Like many others, Krishna’s home has been updated to include a Shrine of Trump, which contains Trump’s photograph. Neighbors gather daily to pray to Trump. The followers of Trump continue to grow, as this local church has been meeting now for the past three years to worship Trump and receive his blessings.
Krishna revealed that some of his family tried to get him to deny worshiping Trump and to claim that he only did so because he has a mental illness. Unlike Peter, Krishna reveals, he has not denied Trump and church continues to grow. In six months, the village plans to build a Temple to Trump.