Virginia Man Charged with Assault After Deliberately Breathing on a Group of Women

A man was seen taking deep huffs of air and exhaling on protesters outside of Trump’s golf club. Police were called and the man was charged with assault. The incident started when protesters gathered at Trump National Golf Club.  The protesters regularly gather to protest the president whenever he travel to the course to play …

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Are Mitch McConnell’s Zombie Hands The Result of An Undead Soul?

As the Republican controlled Senate literally laughs at every day Americans fighting to keep finances, livelihood and health intact as the coronavirus continues to impact every aspect of life, it is easy to see politicians as subhuman. Surely, it takes a special sort of undead, inhuman soul to try to destroy insurance coverage for 133 …

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Trump Has a Secret Chinese Bank Account and Paid $188,561 in Taxes to China

New details emerge that show President Trump maintains a Chinese bank account and while jilting America on taxes, he paid tax money to the Chinese ‘KungFlu’ government: So while Trump has been screeching about Biden & his "shady Chinese business deals," Trump has not only maintained a secret Chinese bank account, but he paid $188,561 …

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In Major F* You To TikTok Users, Trump Announces He Is Banning All Americans From Using the App August 1st, 2020

Trump Gets the Last Laugh Against TikTok and First Amendment Users After a handful TikTok users allegedly conspired to help ruin Trump’s maskless Tulsa, Oklahoma, rally where Herman Cain did not wear a mask and caught Covid and died, the United States president has held a grudge and vowed to find a way to shut …

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With Only Hours of July Left, Terrified Americans Brace for August 1st Headlines

America – With only hours left in July, Americans nationwide are shutting themselves into their homes and anxiously waiting to see what sort of batshit crazy headlines await them on August 1st. Following a year that has produced headlines and people who have acted out every bit of sci-fi horror possible, there are several clear frontrunners …

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Gabrielle Union Reportedly Told Hairstyles Were Too Black, Now Upset For Some Reason

New reports show that America’s Got Talent judge Gabrielle Union was let go from the show because ‘allegedly’ NBC wanted her to wear less black hairstyles. Now, she and husband Dwayne Wade are purportedly fussy and making a media shindig out of this.  Now we can just ‘Agree to Disagree’ right here, but NBC is …

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Trump Tweets Photo Of Himself As Rocky Balboa

On Wednesday, President Trump tweeted an image of his face superimposed onto the cut figure of fictional boxer Rocky Balboa, an American icon depicted by famous actor Sylvester Stallone. Per insider reports, President Trump came across the image after landing at the Trump International Golf Club in Palm Beach, Florida. Trump’s athletic prowess in his …

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Is It Time For President Trump To Nuke Hurricane Dorian In Its Tracks?

Hurricane Dorian is on a clear warpath to America, with the National Weather Service estimating the storm’s strength to already be a category 3 and building strength to a category 4. Since the Puerto Rican government refused to do anything to help slow down the hurricane, it is up to America to once again look …

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Free Wifi St Starbucks?: Conditioning America For Socialist Takeover

Are restaurants like Starbucks promoting socialism in America when they give out free WiFi? The answer is yes. In recent months, America has been victimized by the growing popularity of socialism. As the greedily dangerous millenial generation and their younger followers grow into a liberally blind voting bloc, they demand outrageous entirlements:  Medicare after their …

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Florida Officer Fired for Pinching Teen Around the Neck

A Largo Florida police officer has been fired after applying a pinch about the neck of a Florida teen. According to reports, the Florida officer confronted the teenager because he matched the description of a perpetrator in another call.  After a bout and quick confrontation of words, the officer attempted to deescalate the teen’s haughtiness …

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